buttato

Buffalo potato hybrid. Like GLaDOS from Portal except with a buffalo.

You're such a buttato you slimy bastard.

by waldoodlaw May 29, 2016

Mashed Buttatoes

Cuddling position where both partners are facing opposite directions and cuddle up their backsides... pushing together butt-to-butt.

It was a hot evening so instead of spooning we mashed buttatoes

by 72886 September 19, 2019

buttdart

A faggot. (See faggots)

Stop the buttdarting over there you fags.

by Nitemare January 18, 2003

Buttface

a stupid, heartless, usually rude individual that has no regard for anyones feelings but their own.

Mikey"yo bro, you still talkin to your german exchange friend?"
Luke" naw bro, shes not responding to any of my messages, i even sent her a letter"
Mikey"man bro that sucks"
Luke" Yeah, Katie is such a Buttface "

by Alias- Mike Wilt December 7, 2010

Shay Butta

1. A word used to describe anything of low quality/quantity or both.

2. Can also be used to alert someone that they have done something of sheer stupidity and need to be repramanded.

1A. You: You got dat pressura for the low?
Dealer: Yuah... (Hands Sack)
You: ...(pause)... Shay Butta sack selling bitch! (Pull out S&W 500 .50 cal magnum revolver w/ extended barrel.)
1B. You: Lemme git ah sweet tea for ah dolla.
Wac Arnolds Employee: Here you go.
You: (Taste Tea) Shay Butta Tea producing bitch! (Pull out S&W 500 .50 call magnum revolver w/ extended barrel.

2. You: You African butt scratching, booty licking, safari roaming, honky killing, nutsack vending school boy bitch!
Me: Why you hating man? I just hooked you up an extra 2Gs for free cus your straight.
You: (Pull out S&W 500 .50 cal magnum revolver w/ extended barrel)
Me: (Pull out UMP45 sub-machine gun w/ extended clip, laser sight, recoil control stock, and ACOG SWAT Scope.)
You: (No comment since you now have 3 clips with 32 rounds each in your body)
Me:......Shay Butta ass...

by MonsterDipper88guest July 4, 2009

Buttballs

When a man fully inserts his penis into the anal passage (male or female) and rest his balls on the gluteus maximus thus the formation on buttballs occurs.

(Exp.1)Man George, You were so drunk last night Alex T. got in that ass so far he gave you the worst case of buttballs ever and left you a rash. Here is the picture.

(Exp.2) BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I GIVE YOU BUTTBALLS!

by B & J July 31, 2006

buttball

The act of inserting testicles into an anus, sometimes one's own.

"Hey Joel, it's Chris. I got this porn you have to see, it's called 'Guys Who Buttball Themselves.' Call me back! Later!"

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005