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zong bong

The evolved version of zing bing. First bamboozles person, and then they get very triggered. In math class it’s always the answer.
For the answer, reference Zong Bong at the top of the sheet.
by AnimEbEliEvEr October 13, 2018
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Bong Hive

The ever-growing fanbase of South Korean director Bong Joon-Ho. His 2019 film/social satire 'Parasite' blew up the 2020 Oscars, and his talent and extremely good dad energy connects fans worldwide.

Inspired by the name of the Beyhive.
A: Parasite just became the first film in a different language to win a Best Picture Oscar??!!

B: Bong Hive forever!
by okokokyes February 10, 2020
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Clown bong

A whipped cream charger used for consuming nitrous oxide
"Did you catch Tipper's set?"
"Nah brah, I had a date with the clown bong in my tent"
by Blurpblorp May 12, 2020
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Bong Vip

Like a bong rip, except using a vaporizer.
I've been concerned about my health, but also still want to get really high, so I've been doing bong vips a lot more lately.
by TomBombadillionaire January 15, 2021
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bamboo bong

A bong made of bamboo. Bamboo is ideal because it is cheap and is naturally hollow. Some cultures call this "A menyo" and is rarely found in the trade, as it can be easily hand made, but it is sometimes misspelled ayento or amenya since different cultures have a different alphabet and sounds.
Kevin always says I smoke bamboo bong because I'm chinese.
Don't worry about him, he's a cannabis ninja, he smoked reefer while watching X3 and said Wolverine's pants were indestructable.

Dude, this ayento is huge.
Its a menyo, idiot, now light me up.
by Panda Toker October 28, 2006
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bong booger

When a small wet clump of weed falls out of your waterbong wet and lands on you, it then becomes a bong booger.
Holy Christ, I thought you had a slimy booger on your arm, but it's just a bong booger! (14:11 Mongolian)
by Biggalo January 12, 2008
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bong sickness

when one rips the bong too many times and barfs everywhere
d: yo phil got bong sickness real bad last night

h: what the fuck does bong sickness mean?

d: nevermind.........
by sirschmokealot June 2, 2009
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