burgle

To steal one's hamburger

Jessica burgled my big 'n tasty and i had to settle for a big mac.

by Logan February 1, 2005

burple

1) The official color of surprise.

When we told her that George Bush said something stupid again she turned burple with surprise.

by David V. September 30, 2005

nutt burgler

???suckin the dick of an unsuspecting sleeping man only to wake up too late

the nasty chick that waits until everybody has fallen out to come and steal their nut while they sleep and eat man fish

by victim numba #1 January 17, 2004

Turd burgler

A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.

"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."

by Old Jed April 19, 2005

Burple

A pedophile with feminine tendencies, often heard exclaiming, "Man, I need some cock." Often has tattoo of a Scrotum on arm.

I think he's a BUrple, I'm not sure, I didn't see his scrotum.

by Anonymous April 4, 2003

turd burgler

n. One who wishes to impede another's progress by irritating and unnecesary means. Usually accompanied with laughter from the one who is burgling.

Man, Ben Smith is really a turd burgler, he totally got in my way!

by Apostoli August 30, 2005

burleson, texas

A town full of cheaty, slime-y losers.
They constantly cheat to achieve their goals in athletics, yet they still cannot find success in their academics.

Scout: Where's that player from?
Bystander: Burleson, Texas
Scout: Great, so he cheats and is dumb, I don't want him on my team

by BurlesonSucks February 1, 2018