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Brocialize

verb.

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Brocializing is socializing for men. Think of it as the Ron Swanson version of the "brodate." Essentially, when you are brocializing, you will go out, and (among other activities): lift; shoot things; blow stuff up; eat red meat; and otherwise act like a man with other like minded men.
Dude, a bunch of the guys from the office are headed over to the shooting range to brocialize. You coming?
by Nietzsche June 14, 2016
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Brocate

the act of finding a lost bro.
Where's Reggie?
I don't know we might have to Brocate.
by Morgs1619 May 23, 2016
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Brochedda

When you fuckin yo home dawg and ejaculate into his anus and watch it come out like melted cheddar cheese.
Gayfer 1: Damn boi here come dat brochedda!

Gayfer 2: Oh shit get the camera!
by JAEluffy September 24, 2016
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brachailrectology

This is taking taking one's fist and sticking it someone's anus until your elbow reaches his butt hole.
Yeah, tonight Laura & I did a little brachailrectology. I used plenty of lubrication.
by jolyfloger May 8, 2017
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Brocastery

Adj/Noun; When four or more things go horribly wrong in your day and it's as if it was savagely targeting you in particular.
(A man or woman gets punched in the face and hits the floor in a puddle of Mud as a dog pees on them. When the person gets up they get punched again) "WHAT THE BROCASTERY IS THIS!!"

"My day was mad brocastery. I was doing homework in study hall when the school bully knocked my stuff on the floor with my girlfriend on his shoulders. I thought I could shake it off when I went to pick up my stuff but my best friend slap me in the face and had the nerve to say "guess what... chicken butt"!That was type brocastery if I've ever seen it."
by O0KiN0O June 25, 2017
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Brocrastinating

When you procrastinate on getting ready to go hang out with your friends, so you end up arriving late to every single meet up.
Friend 1: Bro why are you always late?
Friend 2: Sorry man, I was brocrastinating on you by watching some YouTube videos.
by basedyoba November 22, 2017
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Brocaryote

An atheist who has not read the swoley bible and is therefore not even worthy the name primortial ooze. Typical physical attributes are small biceps and a membership at a local gay club.
"Have you seen CW? - Yeah he's not a member of the church of iron, he is such a brocaryote..."

" I read the swoley bible everyday.

- You mean the holy bible right?
- OMG Brian what are you? A brocaryote or what?....
by Rotsen25 January 28, 2018
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