broccoleye

broccoli...but plural. and better.

Mom: eat your vegetables darling!
Darling: but i don't like broccoli
Mom: It's broccoleye
Darling: well in that case, maybe I'll try some
*munch munch*
delicious!

by a broccolee December 15, 2010

Broccolli

The best and healthiest vegetable there is on planet earth.
Raccoons hate broccoli.

Bob: I love broccolli

by Lucifero September 22, 2016

boccolini

An Italian surname that often reminds people of broccoli or pasta. Also can be an insult

Person 1: you’re a Boccolini
Person 2: wow how rude

by Clotterbroccoli November 22, 2017

broccolated

When you eat so much broccoli that the aftertaste stays in your mouth for weeks to come 😔😔 the air smells like broccoli, bread smells like broccoli and peanut butter tastes like it

Oh no I’ve been broccolated !! 🙀🥦

by GatoradeBottle420 February 17, 2022

Baby Brocoli

When someone fakes being a stoner but clearly doesn’t have experience smoking.

Example. Coughing too much, throwing up, blowing the smoke out quickly, tapping out with just one hit or 2.

You can’t even hit the pen right, you a baby brocoli.

by CheebaHandler May 10, 2024

eat your brocoli

eat your brocoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating brocoli for breakfast, ask his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, James. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please eat your brocoli. just pick your things so I can take you to your class.

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

hat on brocoli kid

edit my insta

hat on brocoli kid is better than little gum boy

by imbetterthanyousooooosuckit December 9, 2021