breakfast in head

A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.

"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story

by Fatbox October 1, 2006

I could see what she had for breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can see the womens genitals.

other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.

(Australian Slang)

A women is sitting at a table in a coffee shop she is wearing a short skirt her legs are open partly and "I could see what she had for breakfast".

by ITSCOTTER October 1, 2010

whores breakfast

A breakfast consisting of Coffee and Cigarettes.

I was so drunk, all I wanted was a whores breakfast.

by Desikage July 8, 2005

Breakfast Goblin

Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.

Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."

by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015

breakfatize

to add any breakfast item or ingredient to a non-breakfast meal or dish

Would you like to breakfatize your hamburger by adding a fried egg?
I breakfatized my dinner by having a pancake instead potatoes

by Fets Whisky Kitchen September 17, 2016

breakfast lololol

in saiki pissy boo world server, an admin called talia went afk for like a whole ass 3 months with "breakfast lololol" as the message. it is an expression used to highlight being gone for a long time.

guy 1: yo where'd guy 3 go
guy 2: he breakfast lolololed

by rahahhahhhh January 21, 2023

leeds breakfast

Breakfast consumed at Leeds Festival which usually consists of a breakfast bar and a beer.... Or more commonly, just beer on its own

"Pass us' a can mate, its time for my leeds breakfast"

by Leedsfesty February 4, 2010