A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.
Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"
Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"
Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"
Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty
Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"
Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"
Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty
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