Bluetooth Universe

A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.

Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.

by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010

Bluetooth fuck

Bluetooth fuck is a sexual act between two people who are far from each other. It involves one party fantasizing about the other party while wanking. Both males and females engage in Bluetooth fuck.

Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.

by Thee Real Beast April 24, 2011

Bluetooth balls

n. the excited anticipation of attempting, but failing, to pair your smartphone with a Bluetooth device

"I got these awesome wireless speakers, but I couldn't get them to pair with my iPhone! Total Bluetooth balls!"

by Pauldylan January 8, 2013

Bluemoonbeauty

Someone that possesses the type of beauty that only comes once every blue moon. Not your average "hot" person, but one who has a face that just can't be beat.

"Oooo that guy is hot"
"really, I don't think so"
"look at his body"
"Yeah nice body, but I need someone with that #bluemoonbeauty....its all about dat face doe"

by KBK430 May 19, 2014

bluetooth cherries

Another term for side ho, because you are talking to them via your bluetooth.

Got too many bluetooth cherries these days to focus on hustlin'.

by cleemd January 13, 2017

bluehole baby

An individual who was born from a mother with a blue waffle. Typically used when the individual smells horrible, or has very poor hygiene in general.

Wit yo stanky ass! You must be a bluehole baby!

by iKiKrew May 3, 2017

bluemooner

1. (popular) someone who having led others to believe one thing, does

a different thing; a promise-breaker;

2. (colloquial) someone whose general conduct, level of reliability,

relationship with truth, and past preformance leave him or her with

little to no credibility in peoples' opinion;

He did a real Bluemooner when he said he would kick people but didn't.

by Barry is my hero January 24, 2018