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Blue balls

When you powder your balls with blue raspberry kool aid and have your chick suck the kool aid off. Before you cum you must shout “OH YEAH!”
Yo so I was my girlfriends house and I got blue balls.
-what how?

Well you see my chick was giving me the best head after I dipped my balls in some kool-aid.
by Shupy April 12, 2021
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Blue Balls

Blue balls mean being sexual arouse or nothing being sexual active or not being able to cum. Sexual arouse by physical appearances by your parthner.
My girls walks around the house n cooks and cleans just in her underwear. She gives me blue balls
by Professor25 September 17, 2018
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A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.
Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!
by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 14, 2024
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chinese blue balls

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.
Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!
by Bootywatchin June 16, 2017
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Blue balls

When your testicles feel like they are blue and in your stomach the way to cure is enjaculation
I had the worst blue balls but my hot auntie cured it with her tits
by 68boiiiiii October 7, 2020
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Bolivian blue balls

When you have consumed excessive amounts of the finest Bolivian flake and cannot reach ejaculation.
Last night I had a serious case of Bolivian blue balls
by Acido303 October 8, 2022
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Blue balls!

The male version of "Period". As when girls say Period, it is quite cringe, so we men say Blue balls! This is just used as a male substition of the phrase Period, anyway please stop reading.
Jessica: I hate men
Julie: Yas girlll Period!
Archan: I hate watermelon people
Mikael: Yas boyyy Blue balls!
by MonkePuggy February 28, 2024
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