1) A phrase used after an unpleasant or unfortunate event. Used to describe the way that life jumps out and bites you in the ass at an inconvenient time. Usually many negative events have happened in a short amount of time to make the user say this phrase.
2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.
2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.
1) Shannon is pulled over by the police for a seat belt violation and realizes as he asks for her drivers license that her purse has been stolen. Shannon now receives a ticket for her seat belt and one for driving without a license. Shannon then might say "Life's a bitch."
2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."
You: "Life's a bitch."
2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."
You: "Life's a bitch."
by bookkeepper123 October 11, 2011
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Richard: Lucky son of a bitch!
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Very fake and thinks she/he is better than you with her/his new friends and they is just a fucking bitch
by Babyluv123 November 7, 2019
Get the Stuck up bitch mug.A person who caters to the community's will. Ask them any favor and they surely will do it. Often waggles hand saying "hilarus" and tries to hide the fact they are gay by making up stories of experience with the opposite sex.
Jake: Get me some water cb
Community Bitch: Thats hilarus Jake! Nice ass! (gets the water)
Jake: spills water on ground and says get me some more
Community Bitch: Thats hilarus Jake! Nice ass! (gets the water)
Jake: spills water on ground and says get me some more
by phillipcardella22 October 3, 2009
Get the community bitch mug.The typical name of a coward. Someone who is bitch made is a snitch and a bitch pretty much combined.
When Jayden threatened to fight Dallas, he turned out to be bitch made and contacted Jayden´s mother.
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Humanity: Blimey, the daleks are invading again. Who will save us this time?
Time Lord: Lord up in of this time bitch!
Humanity: :D
Time Lord: Lord up in of this time bitch!
Humanity: :D
by fat virgin June 18, 2010
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guy 1: "My girlfriend can't make it for lunch with me today...do you want to go?"
guy 2: "What, am I your back-up bitch?"
guy 2: "What, am I your back-up bitch?"
by RNPS September 6, 2007
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