benefit lover

some one who lives on benefits and dont want to work, beacuse its easyer to live on benefits.

hi gina hows it like to be a benefit lover?.

by chrisstagg88 July 2, 2006

benediktas

a name given by the god of partys and hookah bars. The one who drinks a shit load of vodka like its nothing! The one who fucks with every chick on the block and gets some! But when it comes to hard times theres always lotion under the bed.....

1.benediktas wakes up
2.shower
3.get ready
4.gym
5.tan
6.laundry
7.gets ready again
8.gets drunk
9.goes to a party/hookah bar
10.fucked up on the floor

by the god of hookah February 6, 2010

French Benefits

A term coined by French economist, Emil Minty, in 1983. Known as FRINGE BENEFITS in the United States, France adopted this mantra to celebrate additional employee benefits approved by then president François Mitterrand. By 1984, most management level workers in Paris and Marseille were given a company car, subsidized meals, and health insurance.

Pepe: Tiago, how is your new job as assistant manager of the Eiffel tower gift shop?

Tiago: Not great but I really do enjoy the FRENCH BENEFITS. Complementary meals at the Eiffel Cafe and a Fiat 500 company car after one year of service.

Pepe: Congrats, Tiago. Sounds amazing!

by Willis Kwok May 29, 2021

Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis

When a pimp seriously injures or kills his ho, thus losing money by not being able to pimp her out.

detective 1: I'm out here on Highland Road again, looking at another dead prostitute. What a waste.

detective 2: I know. That bitch could be making money sucking and fucking. At least a couple grand on Friday night, alone. It's a damn shame.

detective 1: I believe they call it Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis. It's a form of nigger logic.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 8, 2010

Benedict Arnold

When a sex partner is giving a guy a handjob, the guy ejaculates in their partners hand, then the partner slaps him across across the face with his own ejaculation.

Travis was completely embarrassed when it was revealed his ex-girlfriend had gone Benedict Arnold on him in the bedroom

by yumberlard May 5, 2009

friend with benefits

Friend with benefits is a Magic friend. The ideal relationship. The miss of compromise makes both be excellent friends and lovers.

He is the man I was looking for. But because of the difference of age- I am much older- we stay as friend with benefits. Never will I find such a good friend and lover. HE is. But....

by Dolores Lagos April 15, 2006

Benedict XVI

(As of 2007) current occupant of the Throne of Peter. Talks a fair amount about gays in rather shrill tones. Likes to hide behind other powerful men before coming into the limelight, as he did as the author of many of Karol Wojtyla's bulls. Really has a fabulous wardrobe. Last seen slinking around St. Peter's in a pair of ruby slippers, just like Judy. Has a birth name meaning rat-catcher, good job he got his current post so he can shed that skin and emerge from his chryalis transformed into a beautiful butterfly. Most beloved closet queen on the planet. After all, he may come from the backwoods of Deutschland, but deep down he knows, there's no place like Rome, there's no place like Rome (click click) there's no place like Rome.

Benedict XVI, I've got your number.

by Fearman August 21, 2007