BESTEST BEST FRIEND

A dude or chick that'll give you a dollar, sit with you on the bus, and one who you can fart in front of.

he gave me a dollar for nothing. He's my bestest best friend

by SIR MUTT tmf October 20, 2008

Bettenyou

Used by the speaker to emphasis the fact that you must do something, usually a task that you don't want to do, but are resigned to doing it.

Spoken with a cut accent... Betten - you

Can be used with Bettado Bettaneye see other definitions

Spelling is traditionally open to interpretation

Toby "You better make you self look sharp for your court appearance today, Bettenyou"

Ruby "You know what that's a great idea einstien, Bettado that Betteneye"

Toby "Bettenyou"

by thewave103 July 9, 2009

Beatest meat

One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else

Tree is the beatest meat of them all

by Tomokiman September 20, 2016

Better Than Juan

When you're better than juan

when you're better than Juan like height and everything else.

by BetterThanJuan December 27, 2016

Bottesch

In the north of Luxembourg , the Redneck Nordi use this word

- as a noun : some Butterbread
- as a verb : having sexual intercourse with an animal

I am hungry , I want a Bottesch
I have a problem , I want to bottesch this duck .

by DeBauer March 20, 2019

bethesda-grade incompetence

Making something that could be good but ends up being terrible, but people enjoy it anyway; ignoring hundreds and hundreds of helpful suggestions; generally being a giant assclown that is clearly only worried about selling the bridge that you are currently burning while standing on.

The world fades from black. You sit in a wooden cart, surrounded by bandits. One of the bandits has terribly broken textures, and two others are incorrectly labelled as housecats. You shout out to God almighty "I think there's a mistake here!!" Suddenly, a feral pig jumps out of a bush and explodes, killing you. This is some Bethesda-grade incompetence.

by OldManBOMBIN August 1, 2019

Better Alon3

‘ a individual who gets hurt all the time and realizes that it’s better for them to be alone.

“ I’m better alon3 , leave me alone”.

by kaibando. March 29, 2022