bearded clam

womans genitalia

by nick April 11, 2003

Magic beard man

God

More than 75% of the world's population believes in the magic beard man.

by candy ass May 15, 2009

Epic Beard Man

Aka Thomas Bruso, a true legend.

EBM (a 67 year old) was on an AC transit bus talking to his friend, when an ignorant thug (who turns out to be murderer) picks a verbal fight with him. EBM moves to the front to stop himself handing out a beating, but thug leaves him no choice by lashing out. EBM beat his ass down, busting his nose in the process.

The video of the incident was posted up on Youtube, and became a fast-growing internet hit shortly afterwards- prompting many news articles.

Random facts about EBM:

-Is a war veteran (Vietnam)
-Wore a t-shirt with 'I am a motherfucker' emblazoned on the back
-Now has a pair of Stacy Adams shoes

Epic Beard Man: "Don't fuck with senior citizens, they're gonna surprise you once in a while"

by umar_i February 20, 2010

Beady eyes

Small, greedy, maliciously glittering, evil eyes, avoiding eye contact

George Costanza has beady eyes.

by Autismal August 17, 2013

Beard of Shame

The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.

Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon

"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."

by sean December 1, 2003

epic beard man

A man wearing a fanny pack with an epic beard who defended himself by punching his attacker repeatedly on a city transit bus in the United States.

Did you see that epic beard man on YouTube?

by tribeachpunk February 17, 2010

Beardabe

Combination of the word "beard" and "wannabe."

A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.

A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.

"That guy put a full beard on his Minecraft character and he's clean shaven IRL, what a beardabe..."

by Reymas March 14, 2013