Beans

Five dollar gold pieces. (Five dollar pieces were about the size of small butterbeans or Lima beans.)

'E's got a pocket full o' beans.

by Bob Prochko October 2, 2005

beans

1. A pill of OxyContin. Can be smoked, eaten, injected, or snorted.

2. A hit of Ecstasy.

1. Me and my homie smoked so many beans last night we were nodding out.

2. I popped two beans at the rave last night.

by beans420 December 6, 2009

Beaned

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.

I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!

by TwoInTheBox May 26, 2010

bean

A lesbian, originally a contraction of lez-bean.

If that sweathog is not of the bean persuasion, there ain't no cows in Texas.

by mellon brain November 3, 2008

bean

a blunt

who walk mean, stand up on your block and burn a bean
sir ballentine, lookin at this bitch while behind
the thing that's fucking up a girl is that swine
then turn around take my last pull off the L
these niggas on the block keep looking at me well

by big dick saloon August 11, 2008

Bean

The magic elixur that you can purchase at Starbucks.

I need to get me some morning Bean

by jimb May 13, 2005

Bean

A bean is someone who is oblivious to everything they hear and see, a bean is someone who pays attention to stuff they want and ignores everything else in life. Also a bean is someone who always says stupid things and makes everyone laugh, because of how stupid they make you feel.

Guy: "that girl is fucked up"
Dylan: "ya, Maria's a bean"

by A bean August 2, 2015