Bench ride

The bench you sit on while waiting for someone to ride a roller coaster.

Instead of riding the scary roller coaster, I went on the bench ride instead.

by Bartye May 10, 2024

Double Bench Warmer

When you have two lines of cocaine on each of a girl’s ass cheeks, and you do one line, then get some on your tongue and then eat her ass so her asshole gets numb. Then, you finish the other line on the other ass cheek and by then her ass will be numb for anal.

“Yo bro, this girl is gonna let me do the double bench warmer on her. This is definitely an item crossed off the bucket list.”

by c1ay_4tw March 7, 2024

Spouse Bench

A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives

Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something

by MyNameIsCookie January 20, 2015

Bench

Bench. Bench. Bench. Bench. Bench. Ben.Ch

That bench is so cool, we can sit on it.

by Xx_Bench_xX December 4, 2021

Bench Fassy

A man who disrespects or belittles someone to impress other men.
This is common amongst men who are gang members or about the street life. These men have a lack of discipline and guidance due to not having father figures.

The guy only chats shit when his boys are around. He’s a bench fassy that needs to get punched up

by John wicked inna bed September 20, 2021

bench in howard park

a gay and a girl who looks a bit edgy’s fav spot to do chocolate covered raisianing and chocolate lesbianing.

would you like to go to the bench in howard park?

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

bench president

A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.

Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?

Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president

Lifter 1: That guy is badass

Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press

(more sarcastically)

Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today

Guy 2: Fuck you man

by briarbowls March 21, 2016