loaded baked potato

the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.

See also 'gravy boat'

Anytime Johny wants a loaded baked potato, I bend over and tell him "Fill 'er up!"

by Dock and Load! September 13, 2009

Based and based-pilled

An amalgamation of the slang word based, meaning something you agree with, and the slang word based pilled, which is a combination of red pilled and based.
Hence, based and based-pilled.

Person 1: did you buy dairy free cookies?
Person 2: yes.
Person 1: Based and based-pilled.

by plantgoblin68 November 8, 2021

baked out

the act of smoking in a car with the windows closed so that all the smoke remains inside the vehicle getting you as hight as possible.

"Damn yo, your car was so baked out ill be blazed for hours".

by Mike June 19, 2006

based

1) true/factual. Used in political slang and used ironically in memes.
2) someone/something that is cool and/or speaks the truth

Politically
1) leftist: capitalism is bad
Leftist 2: based
2) conservative: Ben Shapiro is based.
3) leftist: socialism is based.

Ironically

Person 1: I’m gonna say the n word
Person 2: based

by the foochie January 13, 2022

elevate your baked goods

the white version of "Get your cake up."

You possess a small quantity of currency? You seriously need to rapidly elevate your baked goods.

by Agent Shmitty July 25, 2008

honey baked blunt

a blunt that is rolled, then lathered with honey with your fingers. don't overdo the honey, or else it will take a long time to cook when you put it in the oven. cooking it makes the honey harden so your not trying to smoke liquid.

Yo dude, pop a honey baked blunt in the oven. I'm ready to get STONED!

by Dreadlock_Starr13 January 29, 2009

baked potatoes

1) The simplest and greatest way of preparing that mighty tuber, the potato. Set the oven to three hundred and fifty degrees and rock on for about fourty five minutes then rock on some more.

2) One of the manliest foods on the planet.

The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life.

Steve (on instant messenger): i just ate a baked patotoe ya, it kicked ass, why not define that on urban dictionary, bitch...

by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005