Tony Baseballs

Tony Baseballs is a paranoid person who's penis is so small all you can see is his balls, and he compensates for his small penis by playing online games.

Tony Baseballs is a small dicked douche.

by Glenn Dawson January 21, 2010

400th base

sex with your dog while eating a donut and realizing you are actualing havign a 5some with donkeys in a lagoon while a supernova is going on

i was talking with my buddies and asked if i got some and all i said was we went to 400th base =

by gunther peterson March 11, 2008

based and breadpilled

Based and red pilled, but leftist. Refers to The Conquest of Bread.

That meme is based and breadpilled.

by Soup The Clueless November 21, 2020

1000001st base

when you actually make it to the end of a rainbow and have sex with a leprechaun, the pot of gold, the rainbow itself, and ronnie james dio.

Dude! Last night i got to 1000001st base and i gotta be honest... it kind of hurt...

by knacamagus January 9, 2009

31st base

oral sex performed over the phone where the guy sticks his dick in the phone and it comes out the other line into the chicks mouth. just like the cartoons, the real definition of phone sex

chick #1: i was talking to my bf the other night and before i knew it i found his dick in my mouth

chick #2: i hate it when those fucking telemarketers get the better of me

guy #1: 31st base is the new form of cyber bullying

by rodney foxx May 6, 2008

23rd Base

Toast fucking. Where you fuck or get fucked with toast. AKA "toasting"

The chefs at Denny's got to 23rd base with your breakfast.

by bluelotus3618 April 1, 2009

100th base

To have sexual intercourse with an entire zoo, the zoo keepers, the vistors, tourists and even the local wildlife that isnt part of the zoo.

Guy 1:"I scored 100th base when I fucked a giraffe,
elephant, zebra,llama, anaconda, gorilla, flamingo, lion, stick insect, panda, rhino, tiger, twenty zoo keepers and 500 random strangers!

Guy 2:...Get out.

by Evil mike son of a bitch August 21, 2006