Barnet Kiss

The smooth and gentel kiss of the goochy area shared between two men

don beach just gave me a barnet kiss and it was amazing

the barnet kiss is the best way to see if your man loves you

by Flyingringpiece January 31, 2008

Barnard Castle

To get your eyes tested

My vision is a bit blurry, I'm just going to drive to Barnard Castle

by BarkingMonkey May 26, 2020

Barney

A purple and green-spotted dinosaur world famous for being on the self titled pre-k daytime TV show "Barney". His annoying voice oh-so-cheerful disposition and plastered-on smile have charmed kids under 5 for many years now. Fortunatly for the sane population, Barney has lost some of his popularity over the past few years,much to the disappointment of his parental fan-base. With any luck this dancing dino will be an example of pre-k pop-culture gone extict.

Barney has hypno powers. He can make rowdy 3-year-olds sit down for a whole HALF HOUR! Who could have guessed??

by MythKid07 January 22, 2006

Baener

n.
1. a horrible teacher
2. a stupid person
3. anything that refers to a duck
4. an ugly person

v.
1. to do something immensely stupid
2. to be handicapped

Why did you guys do that? You guys baenered pretty well.
She is such a baener.

by Whazzit Tooyah March 29, 2008

Beaner banner

The Mexican flag beaners fly at rallies demanding amnesty for illegal immigrants.

Any beaner caught flying a beaner banner should be deported to Mexico.

by yorkiestomper April 21, 2008

Barney shit

Noun: Something new, childish, simplistic, amateurish, or meant for beginners. It may also refer to foolishly innocent thoughts or actions.

Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":

"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"

~"Did you hear Jen got that job?"
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."

~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."

~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."

by The Afterworld Cafe March 5, 2010

Barber Shop Hoe

A hoe that dresses like a man who more then likely gets her hair cut at a barber shop and not a beauty salon.

"Damn I would holla at her, but she look like a dude"
"Yea she just another barber shop hoe"

by Brown boy August 3, 2015