-noun
1. derogatory term for a homosexual male, similar to fag
2. a straight man with a predilection for anal sex
3. a person who engages in deliberately nasty, hostile and contentious behavior designed to provoke and intimidate others
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ass banditry, adverb
1. derogatory term for a homosexual male, similar to fag
2. a straight man with a predilection for anal sex
3. a person who engages in deliberately nasty, hostile and contentious behavior designed to provoke and intimidate others
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ass banditry, adverb
1. "God hates ass bandits."
2. "Ew, he's an ass bandit???"
3. "That ass bandit called my mobile seventeen times last night because he knew I was on a date. That kind of ass-banditry is the reason I dumped his sorry ass in the first place."
2. "Ew, he's an ass bandit???"
3. "That ass bandit called my mobile seventeen times last night because he knew I was on a date. That kind of ass-banditry is the reason I dumped his sorry ass in the first place."
by Ming Merciless November 14, 2007
Get the ass bandit mug.One who steals dildos. Often for the mere fun of it. Dildo bandits are very devious and should never be trusted, especially with a dildo.
Alexa: Hey Jenni, have you seen my dildo lying around anywhere?
Jenni: Oh yeah its in my sock drawer, near the butt plug.
Alexa: Jesus you're such a fucking dildo bandit.
Jenni: Here you can have it back you little slut. I was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself anyway.
Jenni: Oh yeah its in my sock drawer, near the butt plug.
Alexa: Jesus you're such a fucking dildo bandit.
Jenni: Here you can have it back you little slut. I was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself anyway.
by RidiculouslyRoasted September 30, 2009
Get the Dildo bandit mug.A act of revenge upon a female who refuses you morning sex, you therefore proceed to smack the salami and finish on the unsuspecting women's sheets/pillows.The original Sheet bandit was unleashed upon Duke University during the fall semester of 2009.
Tiger: Yea she told me she was "too classy" for a blow job.
Christian: Didnt you meet her in the bathroom, well taking a leak.
Tiger: I know, so needless to say i had to take matters into my own hands...... literally.
William: Oh good lord is the sheet bandit on the loose again?
Christian: Didnt you meet her in the bathroom, well taking a leak.
Tiger: I know, so needless to say i had to take matters into my own hands...... literally.
William: Oh good lord is the sheet bandit on the loose again?
by Biddles October 4, 2009
Get the Sheet Bandit mug.Cletus: Hey man you hear 'bout what happened last night?
Billy: Nah man what happened?
Cletus: Some Chicken Bandit stole all the water melons out o' my garden!
Billy: Damn Niggers...
Billy: Nah man what happened?
Cletus: Some Chicken Bandit stole all the water melons out o' my garden!
Billy: Damn Niggers...
by RumpleSteelFlex May 25, 2010
Get the Chicken Bandit mug.A boy, who on new years thought it would be sexy to stick his fingers/fist in an unnamed girl's butthole.
There are plausible candidates, however the true bandits identity is unknown
There are plausible candidates, however the true bandits identity is unknown
Liam! What are you doing with your hand up Ana's butthole! You're being the ILL butthole bandit right now!
by jsilll February 24, 2011
Get the Butthole Bandit mug.A person of a larger weight, who really doesn't give a shit. Often loud and rude, and constantly belittling skinny people who aren't "skinny bandits", the posse of the plus sized bandit. Often will cause fights, and over dramatize situations. Eats whatever they want however they want, no matter who is watching.
by cat55 October 23, 2010
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by sweetdees January 22, 2009
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