left ballock

You use the comment for almost any contact with other

Person- “Shut up dude you’re mean”
You- “My left ballock is mean”

by Your almighty and powerful God December 4, 2017

Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.

F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020

part balliosus

when one of your balls are numb

"I'm sorry sir, you have part balliosus"

by djchbednfhecwjnaslfbjwbd August 17, 2021

Hot ballon

When you’re tonguing someone’s a** but there farting so it’s a fight between your tongue and their fart.

As I went down on her, she began to fart but I kept going because I like doing the hot ballon with her.

by Hottmayoo June 23, 2022

7 Ballon D'ors

USED to be Messi.

Messi used to have 7 Ballon D'ors until yesterday.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Uncut ballon animal

when a girl/or guy farts in a uncut dick and traps it in the foreskin

i was having sex with this guy and asked if i can do an uncut ballon animal on him

by bebe gunn February 22, 2026

Bryan Balldacious

A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!

Juan is Bryan!

Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!

Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?

Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!

by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025