A guy with a girlfreind who lives with his gay roomate who hes in the closet with. his roomate probably has some lame nick name like snowball or coobie and they both probably go fishing all the time and play with eachothers rods when no ones watching this is the act of stealth sticking
by Pussysaurus May 3, 2018
Get the gayboy bryanmug. One of the most talented and well-versed writers you will ever hear about. He sings country-folk songs with enough emotion to make any man shed a tear, also known as “sad cowboy music”. If you are new to Zach Bryan, don’t ruin it for all of his old fans. Elizabeth>DeAnn>QHD>American HB>Summertime Blues (I don’t make the rules). Screaming it to the masses.
by Give your Heart Keep your Head July 12, 2023
Get the Zach Bryanmug. by sndbhfidoslanzbshjs June 30, 2019
Get the bryan rizzomug. A flat ass who dresses like a trash bag and sends pictures of his 1 centimeter peen to “the boys” and Fetty Carnes. His biggest crush is on Treyton Currin and Garret Robins.
by Mint Juul Pods March 6, 2019
Get the Bryan Newtonmug. He looks like shrek and he smells like ass also very lazy and fat and it always taking shit
Also he is very stupid and says the stupid shit I have ever heard But he also does funny thing that make him look high
Also he is very stupid and says the stupid shit I have ever heard But he also does funny thing that make him look high
by Unknow Mexican November 21, 2019
Get the Bryan ACmug. Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan the Rock
by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023
Get the Bryan The Rockmug. Bryan is a cool guy. He’s funny and weird but that’s not the point. Bryan likes to watch duck videos and he lost his kid jr at dollar general. In fact, he’s selling him for 10$ because he’s poor at the moment. Also, did you know Bryan isn’t ugly. That’s right, Bryan is NOT ugly. It has been scientifically proven that Bryan González is not ugly. He also is very very good at soccer but refuses to go to college and play soccer. He declines every email so don’t bother emailing him. Bryan goes to Bandera HS, so if you see a really cool soccer player in the hallways you’ll know that’s him. You won’t miss him, just look for a weirdo that’s always wearing earbuds. You should meet a Bryan González, they’re pretty cool.
by bryansfriendiscool101 April 3, 2021
Get the Bryan Gonzálezmug.