British Duel

When 2 men engage in a sword-fight, where the swords are their erect penises.

Person 1: Oy guvna! Those 2 wankers are really in quite a scuffle!
Person 2: They're reaching for the zippers on their knickers!
Person 1: I have to reason to believe a British Duel is about to ensue!

by yung_fish21 June 23, 2020

British cap

When you stick the tip of the penis into Hot Earl Grey, slightly scalding the penis to make it a true British Cap

A proper British Cap scalds the penis

by anonymous March 24, 2023

British People

A word to discriminate against Reality

Ayo look at that stinky british person. smh british people

by britishlover6942023 February 2, 2022

British Voldemort

Τοmmy Rοbinsοn, who is "he who shall not be named" on social media

British Voldemort has supported Dank's right to free speech

by Bjam bam May 28, 2021

british shower

Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.

-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower

by Lola1111 February 4, 2022

British Phobic

British Phobic - To hate a British person aggressively with a passion.

Person 1 : “I fucking hate British people.”
Person 2 : “Lol same we’re so British Phobic.”

by JoOvhz February 14, 2021

British tunnel

Shoving your shit into someone else’s ass.

Bro, last night I gave this girl the British tunnel, shit easy messy

by Asstowrist February 7, 2018