booger bullet

When a dried piece of snot you've been saving gets blown out of your nose and into a tissue accompanied by the sound of a terrific gunshot.

Man I couldn't unblock my nose for ages, but the last time I blew my nose I shot out a massive booger bullet.

by twoup October 11, 2009

moofty boogers

A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.

Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"

Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"

Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"

Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty

by Moof moof April 24, 2016

Booger Gang

A Gang Of Bunch of people who like to take dabs

?friend 1 : yo you wanna take a dab
friend 2 : you can only do that if you are in the booger gang

by Salim Shaidiy April 22, 2021

Booger Tee

(noun) boo•gur tee (or booger golf)
When you stick your booger on your finger to flick it.
See how far it can go, though it might be pretty gross.

"I played Booger Tee and my yucky booger went 251 inches!"

by jjbean09 November 11, 2020

salty booger

When you shoot a load into your girls nose

I give my girl a s a salty booger last night

by Howie 1 December 17, 2016

booger bomb

A booger that flies out of your nose and hits the person your talking to in the face. booger, nose boogey, snot , nasal mucus, nose, food bullet

I was so embarrassed, I met this beautiful woman and just as I thought I might try to kiss her, a booger bomb shot from my nose onto her forehead. I hope she didn't feel it.

by joecoolthefool May 05, 2016

Booger whiskers

When a small child wipes boogers with dirty hands causing a streak on their cheeks of dried booger and dirt making it look like someone drew whiskers on their face.

It looks like someone drew whiskers on her face but they are just booger whiskers.

by Woofy616 February 18, 2014