Hollister co.

Hollister co. a company owned by Abercrombie and Fitch.Which is way overpriced and is made my small children in other country's in sweatshopps whare they spend their precious days of childhood working their fingers to the bone instead of being children.This company also falls into the lying world of media brainwashing saying "If you wear these clothes you shall look as beautiful and be as saught after as the gorgeous models on our posters."Which is not true and you dont even relize that because your so brain washed and im not even a little whining emo kid like everyone keeps refuring to. I also do not judge someone for what they ware.If someone wares Hollister I dont think they are stupid or anything like that I simpley dislike the companie.

Hollister Wearer:"Isnt the girl on the poster beautiful."
Hollister Wearer2:"Yeah she was soo thin."
HW:"OMG!!! they have the shirt she wore!!!!"
HW2:"OMG!!!Get it!!!"
HW:"40 bucks for a thin tee shirt?""Well If it will make me look that good im getting it!"
HW2:"Me too!!"

Hollister co.
BRAINWASHING!

by CheyenneNevermind August 5, 2009

Hollister Co.

Hollister Co. is one of the best stores ever. All of you people who think that you have to know how to surf in order to wear the clothes from Hollister Co. just need to shut up. Anyone can wear those clothes whether they know how to surf or not. Oh, and the whole "everyone is a preppy ass bith who shops at Hollister Co.!" Uh, no. Not all of the people who shop at Hollister Co. are preppy. I think that Hollister Co. is one of the greatest stores. No, I don't surf and hell no I'm not a prep. Okay?

onegirl: ooh look that girls is wlaking out of Hollister Co., I bet she can't surf
othergirl: yeah what a loser, she needs to get her preppy ass self out of here
onegirl: I know! I am sick of all these effing preps!
othergirl: Yeah, her preppy ass can't even balance on the surfboard so she has NO right to be shopping at Hollister Co.!

by Devon Michelle May 9, 2006

Hollister

A store were women go to get clothes and were men go to get a dick up the ass. Hollister is the gayest sector of any mall, on the same spectrum of A&F. FUCK HOLLISTER.

Dude 1: "Hey guys, I just went to Hollister and bought the coolest torn jeans."

Dude 2: "Well, I went to Target and bought perfectly good, no holed, warm jeans that I could donate someday."

Dude 3: "I'm siding with Dude 2 because Hollister is very gay, plus the Hollister jeans have a rip right on the asshole."

Dude 1: "Guys, I'm metrosexual, not gay!"

Dude 2: "There is no such thing as a metrosexual so just come out already. Gays who won't come out piss me off."

Dude 1: "OK!"

by poolskickass October 16, 2008

Hollister

According to "Guppies book of surnames" now out of print. The name Hollister means: "Son of a female brothel keeper."

I must tell my mother what our name(Hollister) means.

by big-dick-brit October 2, 2006

Hollister Co.

a desperate attempt for abercrombie and fitch to move the masses of high schoolers out of A & F and into a more appropriate store. Clothes are overpriced, but not as overpriced as A&F. Basic attempt to milk the brand name for brand conscious Gen Yers. Representing the largest existing Baby Boom, since their parents generation, at estimates of between 60 and 90 million, the gen Yers have huge purchasing power. especially since they have mainly disposable income since most are still in middle/high school and also have access to their parents income. However border Yers and Xers do not want to be grouped along with them. A&F represents the older Gen Yers and younger Gen Xers. The youngin's were putting off the older consumers, Hollister helped herd the younger kids in another direction therefore keeping the older kids loyal to A & F.

typical shoppers include kids with too much disposable income who are concerned with brand and image.

by mandyrage August 28, 2005

hollister

A common store in malls most of em which has clothes that are WAAAAAY overpriced, and don't last that long. It sucks basically. Most people would love to agree.

"Dude, you shop at hollister? That place sucks!
"Yeah I did, your point?"
"IT SUCKS!"

by KaraKhaoss January 27, 2008

Hollister

A clothing brand owned by Abercrombie & Fitch where teens who have yet to develop their own personal identity will go and shop. You can often expect to pay somewhat higher than average prices for significantly lower than average quality clothing.

"Excuse me miss Hollister 'model', do any of the jeans in this store come in halfway decent quality, or at least not totally ruined already?"

"No, why do you think they're so expensive?"

"Well... wait, that doesn't make any sense!!!"

by Ascetiq April 18, 2010