blunt off

a competition where multiple blunts are rolled and smoked to determine who rolls the best.

Although Jimmy rolls a fine blunt piece, I had to vote for Gavin's entry in the blunt off.

by bluntman 420 December 28, 2008

Blunt before Cunt

It is the saying meaning that marijuana comes before any female or "Pussy". Related to the saying Bros before hoes.

Dude1: Hey man want to hit this man!?

Dude2: No man i gotta go hit up my girl.

Dude1: Yo man Blunt before Cunt!

by BigBadNasty October 6, 2011

nostril blunting

Sticking a blunt in each nostril and duct taping your mouth shut so that you cannot breathe unless you breathe through the blunt.

"My friend James died last week while nostril blunting."

by Joseph Conrad January 11, 2008

blunt monkey

female that will give it up for a blunt

I got the blunt monkey live

by lemony snicket September 20, 2005

mega blunt

a blunt with 2 Oz's of weed

I'm going to make a mega blunt with an O of shwag, 1/2 an oz of AK and 1/2 of purple haze

by douchebaginator December 8, 2006

Pearled Blunt

it's bc it's "perrrrfectly rolled" so like perrrrral lmao

Jason: "That is a pearled blunt, I find it satisfactory"

Allison: "Yes. Let's smoke it and absorb the THC"

by DoobieDoug January 1, 2018

Bluntologist

A person who has a lot of knowledge when it come to blunts. Whether its rollin em, smokin em or fixin em.
Someone who fixes a blunt because the person who rolled it didnt kno how.

"Yo, gimme tha blunt, you rolled it too loose and there's a whole in it, I'll fix it, I'm tha bluntologist."

by cardiddy January 31, 2005