Bent

A Guy who is a very lightweight drinker and loves bitter bears, he is a fun guy and amazing to be around when sober but will have no fucking repect for you when drunk. He has the best body ever because he hits the gym every day. Bent is a private school boy with a naughty side. Bent is one of the best people to be around

“Oh so you went round to Bent’s house” “Yes I did, he kicked us out at 9:30 cause apparently he had no fucking respect for us”

by Jerry King April 22, 2019

Bent

Being to fucked up that you literally cant do anything

Bro I am so bent I cant even see

by Give the good neck September 12, 2019

Bent The Ship

An extremely well-attended and boisterous party, gathering, or rave.

Man, that party was so off the hook, it bent the ship!

by n47w59 October 7, 2016

Bent Porkysock

When you fuck a pig and he bites your dick and breaks it

I now have a bent porkysock

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Bent

Glenn geddes

Glenn geddes is bent because he likes boys

by VicarOfNesquik November 3, 2020

Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤

When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”

by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020

Bent chicken wing

A phrase used to describe the position of your arm when you are lying on your side real close behind someone else and the arm youre laying on is down to your side but bent at the elbow pinning your hand across your chest unable to do much .

Dick was lying there. With a bent chicken wing wishing he could just reach his cigarrettes without waking. The hot blonde.

by Methefarthest August 5, 2016