Beaster Bunny

The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.

Better listen to your Ma...tonight the Beaster bunny comes

by Willie shaverpus April 16, 2022

Beast Troll

Someone who gives off grimy and large energy and has a smelly aura.

Sophie: My hair is so dry and frizzy and i haven’t showered in a month

Molly: You are such a beast troll!

by mollyroach February 19, 2023

Dune Beast

Dune beast is the term given to a person who has just been given a "facial" and had their head rammed into the sand. The sticky residue left behind from the facial leaves the sand stuck for hours

5 bucks says you can't turn that hotty into a dune beast

by Cpet November 23, 2010

Liam Beasley

A true animal, famous for being a machine, commonly know as TANK.

The women want him, the men want to be him

There goes Liam Beasley... i would even though i'm a man!

by JESUS_the son of god May 17, 2011

Miniature Beast Of Burden

Donkey from shrek

"Donkeh you miniature beast of burden"- shrek

by Diln<3shrek August 6, 2019

Meatal Beasting

The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.

David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.

by Zonal K August 16, 2019

Double backed beast

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.

Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009