the bearded jesus

When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart

I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus

by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018

Beard Music

Any music in which the alert listener is able to detect, with no visual clues, that the lead singer in fact has a beard.

Mike: "LA Woman again? All this classic rock station plays is beard music."

by faithplayskeys November 26, 2009

Cowboy Beard

Thick chest hair.

Dean-Anthony, button your shirt, nobody wants to look at your cowboy beard.

by RickyWaynthBishop January 11, 2012

beard pie

The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.

"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.

"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.

by Lady Dink May 6, 2015

gravy beard

When you're eating the pussy and your beard tickles her butthole after she's been having assplosions all day.

"I got gravy beard from being nose deep in the tang last night"

by BeardProbs September 23, 2015

Badger's Beard

An alcoholic cocktail made from mixing Vodka, Gin, and Dr Pepper. The drink of Gods

Good evening Bartender, I'd like a Badger's Beard please

by CraiglesBagels October 21, 2009

The Beard Theory

If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.

The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.

by By and Large March 19, 2015