by DJ BioDiesel May 25, 2009
Get the Jam a bastard in it you crap mug.When a female has her period down a drain, such as a shower drain, and then a male ejaculates into the same drain, The egg from the female is fertilized and from that egg forms a Mutant Bastard Period Baby. In order for fertilization to occur in separate drains the temperature MUST remain in between 88-97 degrees fahrenheit and the sperm and egg must meet in a nutrient rich environment within the sewer system. Also Known As: MBPB's. These MBPB's have been thriving in the drains and sewers of major cities for many years. In third world countries they accumulate in swamps and poorly irrigated marshes. Many MBPB's have a distinct order, usually an asparagus or unclean gouche. They have 7-28 fingers and 1-13 eyes depending on their age. Ginger MBPB's, which are fertilized by either a Ginger sperm or Ginger egg have received the recessive gene making them twice as nasty. The only clean way to eradicate an MBPB is to use any type of window cleaner or an ultra-violet flashlight.
"I have jacked it so much down the drain that I have to be the father of so many Mutant Bastard Period Babies"
"Jesus you smell so bad! Did you fuck an MBPB?"
"Jesus you smell so bad! Did you fuck an MBPB?"
by John Patrick B May 14, 2008
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Get the fat bastard mug.The coolest person you will ever meet. They will try their hardest to never let you down. They can also give some of the most pleasurable sex you will ever have and normally have a penis well over average size. They are compassionate and friendly but they like to be naughty. They also love to work with their hands.
by Thatoneguy17 October 13, 2009
Get the bastian mug.Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.
Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.
John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.
Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.
John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.
by GODS JUDGMENT May 29, 2010
Get the sneaky bastard mug.by Josh Holyoak July 1, 2005
Get the bastardwhore mug.A combination of bastard and jackass, in reference to
a person, event, object, etc. who/that exhibits the behavior of both qualities.
a person, event, object, etc. who/that exhibits the behavior of both qualities.
1. Dude, he totally stole my prom date! Fucking bastass!
2. What the hell? This is due in 3 days? What a bastass project!
2. What the hell? This is due in 3 days? What a bastass project!
by enderkin September 20, 2006
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