balljacker

1.a lazy person.
2.a person with so much time on their hands as to be compared to fiddling with ones own testicles.
3.germanthe person,not the nationality

"german doesn't do anything. He's such a balljacker"

by Jay Bain January 12, 2008

Ball Sack Road Rash

when you fall out of a car, bike, etc., and scrape your balls on the floor

Man we were going 80 and i fell out of the car. Got some major ball sack road rash you gotta see.

by MisterChris May 19, 2010

tickling my ball sack

when someone is messing with you or lying about something and you figure out

dude you got those tickets didn’t you

yeah i did
ah man you was really tickling my ball sack

by Urmomispoo69 December 21, 2018

Ballsac Tango

That funny dance guys do in extreme high temperatures in an attempt to dislodge an errant testicle from sticking to their thigh when simply grabbing oneself is not appropriate or possible. Reminiscent of a cowboy walk/leg shake/repeat.

"His balls were so sticky that he had to do the ballsac tango every few steps in order to have proper danglage." (Danglage - see "Danglage" or "Dangling fury".)

by Tainted in AZ August 13, 2010

Ballsnack

Ballsnack or Ballsnacking is the action of an an Aussie nibbling or eating someones ear.

Oi, mate would ya quit ballsnacking?

Bro, Could you not ballsnack my ears?

by Ugly vet July 14, 2020

ballsac

a sack for your balls you dumbass

If you don't shut the fuck up i'm gonna rip your motherfuckin ballsac off you shithead.

by ballistic ballsac brenda May 5, 2003

Ballsac Teabagger

ONe of Howard Stern's characters made up to represent a terrorist who's name is very hard to pronounce. Must be said in a middle eastern tone.

And a newly added name to the FBI's most wanted list is Terrorist, Ballsac Teabagger, wanted for his connection with the world trade center bombings.

by Willmerson September 20, 2005