Awkward Cease Convo

A word or phrase used that abruptly ends the conversation and is difficult (or impossible) to recover conversation from afterward.

Steve:Yeah I thought the Patriots did well last week

John: Totally but I'm not sure Welker can make up for it

Steve: One time my uncle played football.

John: *sigh* you Awkward Cease Convo -ing sonuvabitch

by SenorCardgage August 17, 2009

Awkwardpoppers

While seated and driving a car, passing gas in a fashion that prohibits normal expulsion between the buttocks, all the while re-routing the gas between the scrotum and inner thigh resulting in an awkwardly loud popping sound emitted within the upper right or left pubic region, usually resulting in an awkward silence between both driver and passenger.

"My girlfriend's boring conversation came to a screeching halt when I let loose some muffled awkwardpoppers at the red light."

by PavlousThe Great March 25, 2010

awkward add

when a facebook friend request is confirmed just so things don't become awkward between two people.

Guy1: Well it took two weeks but that cute chick at work finally added me on facebook. She totally wants me.
Guy2: Dude, your full of shit. I bet it was an awkward add.

Girl1: UGH! My creepy boss from work added me on facebook. If i deny it things will get awkward. I can't believe I have to add this guy.

by frapelz June 25, 2010

Awkward First

Using a guy/girl that you don't like to get your 1st kiss, 1st make out, and/or 1st relationship over with. Gets you past all the "Awkward Firsts" so you have confidence and experience for the one(s) you do like.

yeah i'm going out with Josh Friday. I don't like him I just want him to be my awkward first.

by stellarheart557 January 13, 2011

awkward class

A class that teaches those who wish to be rejected by society (ie:homeschoolers) to be completly and utterly awkward. It is at these akward classes where they learn how to talk like Ozzy Osbourne, walk like Micheal Jackson, sing like Jonny Cash, and many other ridiculous actions.

Guy: (leans in very close) Are you busy on Saturday
Other Guy: You- you want me to come with you to awkward class?

by dontevenbother654 June 2, 2011

Poonberry awkward

a person (usually of the male species) attempting to 'get ass', however failing

Hazza was sooo poonberry awkward at da partay last night!

by jshc0320 May 18, 2011

awkward

a situation or place that makes someone look or feel out of place

It would be awkward to invite your ex-wife to your wedding.

by Gerard Irick July 16, 2009