azaira

The most beautiful girl ever with such a rare name she/he/they are very kind probably loves boybands stays up all night and is very chill hates people who flex pet peeve is probably people being late and cancelling plans not that social very shy

that girl looks like someone who's name is Azaira

or a type like that

by Harry_stylesislife December 10, 2021

AAiress

A well traveled and cultured person. Loves to travel by air, loves adventure, will travel for any reason especially food and new experiences. Very friendly and has a very outgoing personality, Loves to have fun and meet new people from around the world. When You meet an AAIRESS you will be blown away by their travel adventures and experiences.

She's very well traveled, she's somewhat of an AAiress

by AAiressCouture March 3, 2022

Amairasiraskan

Having a scalp wholly or partly lacking hair.
Bald.
Shaven head.

He had gone completely Amairasiraskan by the age of 45.

by droap January 12, 2023

CPP Award

CPP is an abbreviation for "Condom on the Prick of Progress",
so a CPP Award is a special honour reserved for bureaucrats and public officials who because of their position retard progressive behaviour or outcomes by their stupidity and incompetence. Companion awards include the Darwin awards for those who kill themselves in spectacular fashion, and the Ig Nobel Prize for unusual or trivial "achievements" in scientific research.

CPP Awards should be issued to the US border control authorities taking a flight crew member into custody delaying a flight for three hours for taking an orange on an aeroplane, a local government planning official that manages to string out a 60 day town planning approval application to 2 years by successive iterations of miniscule objections requiring additional information and to a police officer charging a local citizen with theft for removing discarded items from a roadside trash collection point.

by Whistleblower2 April 15, 2011

Academy Award Performance

A sarcastic award that is given to a soccer player that fakes an injury for sporting gain.

And you have got to say that Ronaldo has given the Academy Award Performance of the year with that injury.

by blashada October 15, 2017

major award

A lamp in the shape of a leg.

Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.

The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!

by camrylong November 26, 2017

Darwin Award

An award that commemorates Charles Darwin by giving it to people who remove themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way.

‘Did you hear about the guy who got thrown from his car after he crashed it whilst spanking it?’

‘Yeah, definitely deserves a Darwin Award. Fucking moron’

by DarwinDipshit December 26, 2018