Avocrud

Avocrud is the brown spot on an otherwise perfect avocado. The associated emotion of noticing avocrud after peeling an otherwise perfect avocado is feeling avocruddy.

Eeew! We can't serve this avocado it's got avocrud on it.

by gelogob May 30, 2019

Apocalypse

What's happening now because of COVID-19 and the George Floyd race riots.

Person 1 in 2020: "Why has this year been so shitty?"
Person 2 in 2020: "Because it's the Apocalypse, the world as we know it is coming to an end."

by wugugugug June 6, 2020

Avocock

When an avocado tastes like a clean phallus.

Eat this avocock, tastes really clean! *winky face*

by Lemmy69 February 19, 2021

Avowall

Tomathy Welchenson (how the fuck do you spell that) is a content creator that is currently going through some shit with his content. His content is based on his well timed comedy and somehow interesting lore (that isn't up right now but shhh). He is constantly associated with Dark Souls and men, neither of which are correlated, it depends on the day for him. He is almost the gayest one out of our friend group but someone else beats him by a slim chance. If we had a gay tourney though he would definitely pull up to 2nd place easy.

"Hey is that Avowall?"
"You mean that guy that sucked dick for $5?"
"Only five?"

by DashMaster7759 January 23, 2022

Avacadoes from Mexico

Literally what the word is

Teacher: Where are avacodoes from?

You: Avacadoes from Mexico!

by TheMadHippo64 May 16, 2022

AvoGatto

An extremely overconfident short, fat and bald Italian American man that has fled from New York, abandoning his family and now lives in the South because of their extreme political views.

"YoOOoOO MAAAAA!! Have we heard anything on Danny since January 2020?"

"No!! He is breaking my heart!! The Gumba, at the corner Deli store believes he pulled an AvoGatto on us and left for Florida!!

by Afraid-Of-Insects420 December 28, 2022

Cultural Apocalypse

The destruction of an aesthetic value system.

When someone like Kanye West makes the cover of Time magazine's "The World's 100 Most Influential People" (April 2015 issue) ... society has officially reached a cultural apocalypse.

by Skylar01 April 17, 2015