authoritah

authoritah (n.) -- The conceit that people clad in ridiculous State-issued costumes are owed some kind of reflexive deference by the decent, law-abiding citizenry upon whom such tax-feeders inflict themselves.

Driver:"...no thank you sir, I'd rather not sign the ticket..."
Pig:"...please step out of the car, I'm placing you under arrest..."
Driver:"...I don't think that you can do that..."
Pig: (pulls out taser and blasts your ass with 100 volts whilst laughing and screaming)"respect my authoritah"

by Jack's Appendix December 27, 2007

Bea Arthur

The Bea Arthur is the region between the genital area and the anus. It is also known as the perineum, choad, taint, and grundle.

The other day when I was climbing a steel picket fence, I ripped my Bea Arthur so bad my prostate fell out and rolled down my leg. It took a surgeon two hours and 50 stitches to close it up again!

by Big Daddy2112 July 28, 2008

authorize

to become the author of.

I authorized that book, Janie.

by Jack in Yo Box February 17, 2009

Corey aka Arthur

A Jew ass bitch who can get bitched by Shaan any fucking time and is actually ass at Fortnite and needs to get the fuck back in the oven and never hooked up with 3 girls at the same time.

“Hey man, your a real Corey aka Arthur”
“Fuck you”

by Jesus because ala is it real October 17, 2019

authoritive

A word that Willis put on his paper that isn't really real.

"Hey wow, I put 'authoritive' on my English paper and Mr. Gately thought it was real."

by Krys October 2, 2003

authorshit

To write something so poorly that it can only be defined as Authorshit.

Conversely a positive response to well crafted work.

"If I have to read anymore of his authorship I think I'll puke."

"That is the authorshit I was looking for."

by Mark James Sands April 9, 2014

Authoritarian Religions

A term coined by Samawnline, which refers to political philosophies in which one's psychological role of God is replaced by the government.

Communism and socialism are clear examples of authoritarian religions, as its followers make the government the entity in which they invest their faith, and to which they ask/hope for betterment.

by Samawnline October 8, 2018