Asstappingoodtime

When you get together with a girl and not only have fun but get laid.

"My date turned out to be an asstappingoodtime."
"I heard that girl mozilla is a real asstappingoodtime."

by Earl L. Miller III November 16, 2007

Asspatch

A small cloth used for the wiping of smelly asses.
a) A host place for the abundant growth of asses.
b) A cut of leather or another select material designed for the covering of unaesthetically pleasing asses.

I hope that when you die, your corpse will provide for a lush and thriving asspatch.

by Nicole Chang 2 March 4, 2009

assmatic

having an almost asthmatic reaction in regards to shortness of breath, when in the presence of an amazingly beautiful ass.

anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic

i had an assmatic reaction when i saw kelly today, i needed a couple minuted to collect myself! have you seen that ass!?

i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!

by hotkarl2705 August 18, 2010

asstrate

To 'castrate'but on the ass. Based on the word castrate; which means to cut off the penis.

I asstrated Dick yesterday because he raped me.

by Pawn of Sex May 27, 2016

I pulled it out of my asshat

An explanation for an embarrassingly ridiculous idea.

OK, well I was profoundly drunk and I pulled it out of my asshat!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2023

Asstackle

Sex. Doggy style.

Girls are weird dude. Six months with one girl? Nothing. A night with another, and I asstackle her like a fucking star.

by loldongs34 September 1, 2010

asstank

a gay man who enjoys taking it in the ass

My boy Steve is a real asstank.

by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003