Aspnes

A person on Facebook who feels the need to relentlessly correct others for their spelling, grammar, etc. and then sites to Urban Dictionary as a reference.

"DAYOM GIINA" - Abe
"it's actually spelled "damn gina"." -Jen
"What? but I wanted to say it like that" -Abe
"Well that's not how it's spelled. Look it up, it's in the Urban Dictionary" - Jen
"Don't be such an Aspnes, it makes you sound like an idiot." - Abe

by Jake the snake blast January 2, 2012

Assberg

Someone who is a real asshole underneath it all.

He may flash you a smile, but once you get to know him he's nothing but a titanic assberg.

by ncopernicus September 25, 2015

Feather Assed

A term used to describe the tickling of a persons ass with a feather.

I wish I had that guys car and he was feather assed, we'd both be tickled!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Nothing Assed

1) used in any situation that a person feels is not worth their time or energy.

2) this means nothing to me

3) not phased or moved

"This argument is nothing assed to me."

by E.V.E. October 4, 2007

Bad Assness

the act of being bad ass

"i like Roger Clemens bad assness"
"you gotta show your bad assness"

by Ali December 10, 2003

assed

popular suffix to emphasize a word.

Your gay-assed son just came out.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

gay assed

Commonly used to describe something that really, really sucks

What the fuck?! My car's broken down, mother fucker?! That's some gay assed shit going down!

by Green Will August 18, 2006