assasin

A person on a mission to kill a specific person/persons.

Abraham Lincoln was shot by an assassin while watching a play.

by Krotchy April 14, 2004

assassin

a person who will kill you, but has the most hillarious word in the human language.

why sir the assassin may be oh so clever but when they kill you atleast they'll be taking you from behind.

by Miss mavie February 23, 2010

Kennedy Assasination

A Kennedy Assasination is a weed smoking session. Named because President Kennedy's brains were "killed" and when smoking high concentrations of marijuana, large amounts of brain cells are destroyed.

"Dude you wanna go do a Kennedy Assasination?" "Blunt or bong?"

by fuckyeahamerica April 1, 2010

assassassin

A homosexual male who inserts his fingers, penis, or other objects into the anus of another male for sexual pleasure.

Paul is an assassassin because he has anal sex with joe.
Paul is an assassassin because he is a homosexual.

by B. Alexanders October 8, 2005

Assassin

Figuratively speaking, a person (usually woman) who "kills" other people with their looks, words or actions. Also known as a player or maneater, people nicknamed Assassin feel as if they are superior to the people around them and look for unsuspecting people for sexual, financial or social gain.

"See that girl over there? People call her Assassin...one look and you're dead."

by assassinakanat September 20, 2006

assassin

the perfect time passer

Dress up like a janitor to gain access to a seedy motel room. Hide out in the bathroom and wait for some pathetic John to call in the local hooker. After he pays for her, but before they start, run out of the bathroom and hit the John with a lead pipe while yelling, "sic semper tyrannis!" Fuck the whore, steal the John's wallet and car and make a dashing escape.

by Marcus Hall January 15, 2004

assasins

Assholes who kill other people for money

a tiny plaid ninja that will soon fight argyle

by switch484 February 3, 2005