Arizona Mud Puddle

When a group of 8 or more people gather in an empty pool, shit, and then proceed to roll around in one anothers feces whilst having sex.
Yo dawgs i got a great idea for an orgy. An ARIZONA MUD PUDDLE
by thelegending June 29, 2013
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Arizona Jeans Company

A JC Penney minilabel, Arizona Jeans Company is a safe, boring option for young teen clothing.

A favorite of middle schoolers, poor people, and people from small towns with no other options (although this is still not an excuse), Arizona Jeans Company is basically one step above buying your clothes at KMart.
Josh- These fake denim, hammer loop carpenter shorts are from Arizona Jeans Company!
Cole- Dude, that just means JC Penney's. You suck.

Ashley- Girl, I can see the Arizona Jeans label on your boring, sage colored hoodie sweater. Tuck it in.
Lynn- I am so embarassed. Don't tell anyone, okay? My mom just got fired, and my dad spends all of his paycheck at the bar...
by Chickering June 05, 2007
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south arizona camel jockey

a sex act in which the male climbs on the female in a piggyback (as if riding a camel), and inserts his penis into her vaginal/anal to undergo sexual intercourse.
Janice wanted to get freaky last night; so instead of the missionary and reverse cowgirl, i climbed on her back and rode her like a good south arizona camel jockey.
by JBOOGNIGZ July 08, 2009
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a sexual position were a woman is upside down, tied up, gagged down, and choked all while the man is face fucking her grandmother's ashes and while calling your father and confessing your love for him and that y'all should leave to Germany.
by Mazerattack October 28, 2019
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year old arizona green tea

"hey rob, come okn over for some of my year old arizona green tea"
by bobb sagg0t May 19, 2016
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The way to describe a girl who has heavenly curves that are twice as thick as the normal girl and her intellect is too which can lead to misleading her into some pleasureful activities for both parties. (Arizona and some other states have thicker amounts of asphalt on their roads due to high temperatures.)
Darrin: The new girl at work is something else. She's round in all the right places! She's an all-a-round girl!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep. Mang! I'd like to spend some time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!
by von groovy June 19, 2017
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A reference to Bill Hick's vision/hopes of California breaking off in an earthquake leaving a Arizona to have a bay. Used in a Tool song in the same reference and context
by Paddy313 March 20, 2009
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