Almendria

A Discord mock gov owned by Tizian.

Brodi I'mma fuckin' nuke dat Almendria server n shieeettt mayne fook dem dey hurt muh feelingzzz *Shits and cums then pees also pukes*

by HairyBlackFartBalls April 4, 2022

Almont

A small town in the thumb of michigan that has a population made up of rednecks, whores, attention whores, douche bags, rednecks, and only a small population of decent people... did I mention rednecks? There is absolutely nothing to do in this town, and you will for sure regret moving here. The drama is insanely ignorant, mostly between the attention whores and the just plain whores.

Rednecks- Usually guys who live in the Almont trailer park and drive a beaten up, rusted, dented old chevy or ford truck and think they're the shit. They also eat raccoon for dinner.

Whores- Do I have to explain? They're probably the worst breed of Almontians except attention whores.

Attention whores- Girls who go around creating all the fucked up ignorant drama in this town. Usually start it on facebook or myspace. Usually post pictures on facebook saying how ugly they are for attention. Also, are frequent participators in the dreaded "duckface."

Douchebags- Usually guys who think they're "hood" when in reality, they live in the subburbs of Almont with their parents.

Decent people- If you find one of these people in Almont, keep them. They're very rare.

Person: Where are you from?
Almontian: Almont!
Person: Get. Out. Of. My. Presence.

by YYoyoyoyoyoyo May 27, 2012

almendra

almendra is a very pretty girl she has a crush right now he has blond hair and plays sports he's not nerdy but he loves video games if you know an almendra keep them close to you and you never know if that boy is you give her cuddles and make her feel cared for

dammmm look at that snack there goes almendra

by man use September 16, 2018

Armondo

Creep aka creeper. Great at carrying on a conversation about himself. Is easily bored to death should the topic switch to you or to someone other than himself. Sometimes narcolepsy may even ensue due to his lack of interest. He is full of it. Full of shit, lame excuses, lame stories, and is plain full of bull.

My Sister: Armondo's on the phone!

Me: Tell him to go away I don't have time to feed his ego today!

My Sister: "Armondo, I'm sorry she's busy right now."

by Exhausting! August 31, 2011

almondsxox

almondsxox is a tik toker / youtuber. she does art and other stuff

hey almondsxox posted a new tik tok lets check it out

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

de-almondization

when an Asian chick gets here eyes de-almondized to look more Anglo

Julie Chen underwent a de-almondization to look less Chinky so her racist boss would let her read the news on TV.

by mbp4me September 27, 2013

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

they are not made nuts, they are actually made fruits and those are the seeds of the fruits.

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

by bigdaddyyourmom October 12, 2020