Alfie

The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He is so cocky about sports and somehow gets a girlfriend. He is the type of person to picks his nose.

Person 1 "Who is that annoying person over there."
Person 2 "Oh, that is Alfie

by Timmytonga5 July 14, 2020

alfie

crudding legend

Mia: Ugh I hate Alfie.
Alfie: Suck your mum you fat slag.
Weirdos: OOOOOOOOHHHH

by DejiIsHot October 26, 2020

Alfie

A fucking pussy with blond hair

Alfie is a cunt

by Declan antony ogara January 05, 2022

Alfie

a massive dildo

i like alfies

by kaitlyn xxxx March 20, 2023

Alfie

Alfie is a great guy who is normally very sport and proud of it. He’s super nice and is always there for you no matter what. He’s a really goofy person who could make you smile so easily. Alfie is one of a kind <33

Someone: Omg I met this guy who’s so nice i think i love him.

Me: Let me guess his names Alfie.

by Snakeybrosforlife September 13, 2021

Alfie

my handsome man who i love very berry much

me when Alfie :o

by Cheese.but.w.a.z October 21, 2024

Alfie

A small nerd who sits at home and has to go home early times

Hey guys have u seen Alfie

Friends: Nah he has his bedtime

by Alfie hillsden June 12, 2022