A side nigga alert is when a you get curved by so many women you are officially a side nigga which women alert each other when your creeping on close premises.
Al: yooo
Kel: whattuppp
Al: I'm on my way, but I just got a side nigga alert 🔔wanted to give u a heads up😂💁
Kel: no doubt 👌😂
Kel: whattuppp
Al: I'm on my way, but I just got a side nigga alert 🔔wanted to give u a heads up😂💁
Kel: no doubt 👌😂
by _kellabella May 27, 2014
a public warning system revolving around the fucking scary ass set of 3 tones you hear followed by a completely robotic text to speech voice or an overhyped radio announcer that is usually completely unintelligible or distorted to the point where it sounds like static. also used for presidential addresses during national emergencies.
“that fucking emergency alert system message last night scared me”
“yeah san diego has been getting tons of them recently”
“why”
“the fuck would i know i’m not the one issuing the alerts”
“yeah san diego has been getting tons of them recently”
“why”
“the fuck would i know i’m not the one issuing the alerts”
by fuck you ea September 18, 2023
A sarcastic insult often directed at performative social activists (sometimes even by other social activists), particularly those that are perceived as try-hards that use "moral purity" as social currency and/or emotional validation. Essentially dissing them in a way that says "congratulations, you got the attention you're clearly craving"
Persona A: Oh you shouldn't support or even talk about Harry Potter, the author is very transphobic
Persona B: 🚨 Good Person Alert🚨...Like I get what you're saying but this boycott has done jack shit so far!
Persona B: 🚨 Good Person Alert🚨...Like I get what you're saying but this boycott has done jack shit so far!
by Bisexual Simp January 03, 2022
“blushes and twirls my hair :3”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”
by goofygoober1508 October 09, 2023
Basketball term for dominating your match-up, especially in the low post area. Created by TNT’s commentator Shaquille o’Neal and now in wide use around the NBA.
by dontmatterbaby June 19, 2022
A government funded alarm clock
*BEEEEEEEEEEE* *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* *BEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Carl: oh goddamit that amber alert noise means jimmy went missing again
Carl: oh goddamit that amber alert noise means jimmy went missing again
by Allastor May 11, 2021
Major Gas Alert or MGA, when something is really good. MGA is another way of saying something is fire or gas. It's a play on DJ Khaled's Major Key catch phrase he often says.
"Yo come listen to this new song its gas"
"Major gas alert, I'm adding this to my playlist right now"
"Major gas alert, I'm adding this to my playlist right now"
by xolanio February 13, 2019