hey hey hey its fat albert

a man from a kids show

hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

Albert

49ers for life kind of guy. A fabulous chef. Really likes researching random sometimes slightly useless things! Has killer fashion sense, a staple of his wardrobe being crocs 🐊. Will fight you if you bad mouth something he loves and cares about.

Person 1: did you hear about the guy Albert beat up last week?
Person 2: Yeah apparently he was talking shit about the 49ers.

by Hannnah._.Grace January 30, 2022

Albert

Usually ditches friends to mess with girls

Usually likes girls whose name starts with an E or an S =Albert

by Maybe I’ll November 30, 2019

Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023

Albert

Complete degeneracy

“Bro stop being such an Albert, it’s freaking us out

by Jaxn Speaks Words May 5, 2023

albert

funny man that is FAT

" albert is fat "

by AK - 0 September 18, 2022

Albert

Too much Maka Maka porn

Albert aua le Maka Maka porn

by Phuggupurmouf November 22, 2021