Ashlee

Ashlee has 2 E's for a reason. It borrowed the 2nd "E" from the South. Yup, thats right. All girls named Ashlee are Hicks from the South. Ashlees tend to have thick Southern accents, small bodies, and a grandma (who most likely lives out West, probably Oklahoma) who could be a strong candidate for one of those hoarders TV shows. Ashlee's now live in the North, but her blood is always full of Southern Hick DNA.

Ashlee: Yee-Haw. Y'all know where I could get some fine grub for supper? I haven't eatin' since 10AM.

Ashley: Hello. Would you happen to know where I could grab a bite to eat? My last meal was around 10AM.

by Fiesta Hora August 29, 2017

Ashleep

A state of mind whereby the person seems to be awake but they are asleep because there are sheep who believe everything the media and government says even though they know they are liars. So it's a voluntary denial of truth because the truth is uncomfortable

The government allows flouride in the water because they want you to be ashleep while they run off with the spoils

by Moldolf March 25, 2020

Ashlee

People who are ashlee mostly have facial hair and are not well liked by people. They tend to be fucking arrogant and think they are good looking when they are girls who look like men. When Men see her, they will go "Oh look its the girl with facial hair!" Most Ashlee tend to traumatise people with their bushes on their chin. They are always wearing those fancy clothing to make them look for attractive when they are flat like a punctured ball.

"look at that piece of carboard!ITS ASHLEE!"

by rey69696977 June 20, 2022

Tackling Fat Ashlee

Masturbating in front of the mirror while wearing Sam's under pang....

You won't believe it! I caught Uncle Sauce "tackling fat ashlee" again.

by The guy from ya sista's joint April 13, 2010

Athlete's Cunt

An infection that a woman contracts after having sexual intercourse with a foot having the fungus known as athlete's foot. Symptoms include blisters and cracked skin. Aka dhobi itch.

That bitch laughed after I kicked her in the box and it didn't hurt her...little did she know I gave her athlete's cunt, biological warfare at it's finest!

Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!

by Kevin Baconstrips March 8, 2009

ashlee

Ashlee is the cutest most funniest person who you will ever meet. Ashlee hates fuckboi's and doesn't fuck around with just anybody if she fw you that means ur special don't fuck it up. Ashlee has been hurt many of times by guys that Ashlee has really really really really liked. Ashlee has a really huge ass but in fact she is actually skinny with big boobs. Guys try to grab Ashlee asked feel her up like she is a toy. Ashlee didn't like when guys do that to her but she does like big black guys.

1: Hey look at that girl over there.

2:damn who is that??

1:that's Ashlee

2:holy fuck she's hot

by racist Einstein May 31, 2016

Athletischism

Athletischism - When an athlete's off-the-field actions and habits conflict with rather than re-enforce natural skills and talents.

The slugger had a lot of innate athletic ability early in his career, but unfortunately, a fondness for strip clubs and whiskey led to an athletischism in his athleticism.

by The Punditty Project June 18, 2010