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Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.
Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history
by tirtle June 15, 2018
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Anal Nugget

Another word for a piece of shit, usually used as an insult
Friend:*nocks drink out hand*
You: Hey man don't be such an anal nugget
by J.F.S.F July 19, 2016
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anal vomit

also know as diahreahha. when your anus no longer spits put logs, but spews a fountain of foul filth in an almost purely liquid state.
"Man i went to that shady Mexican resturaunt and had their burrito grande. It tasted okay, but I've been anal vomiting since!!!!"
by tiggerus February 11, 2010
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Anal popularity

Being famous for having a phat ass and only because you have phat ass
Zack: Poor Zelda from the start of her career she only had Anal popularity

Alexander: Bro I just want to see that ass claps
by anonymous Zelda fan. May 17, 2021
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anal carousel

1. Male lays down; points "Johnson" to ceiling
2. Female stands over Johnson, and lowers herself onto Johnson, leading it into her anus
3. She sits on male's pelvis, Johnson in her rectum
4. She spins on Johnson, twisting it in her anus
Jim: That girl is such a slut.
Joe: I know. She's probably the type that if I put my dick in her ass, she'd just spin around. You know, like an anal carousel.
Jim: Ah, yes. The anal carousel. I'm familiar.
by rockoutwithyourjohnsonout December 21, 2014
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anal sanders

A.) The creepy old man who ate Kernel Sanders and roams the night as a male whore taking chicken instead of money for sex.
N.) The act of stuffing/shoving/ramming KFC brand chicken up your lovers rectum (a.k.a. anal cavity) and proceeding to eat it out while they scream, "FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!"
A.) When your feeling horny and daddy asks what you want for dinner and you proclaim, "Anal Sanders!".
L.) When your aunt Betsy overcooks the Thanksgiving turkey and it tastes like Kernel Sander's butthole.
Aunt Betsy: How's the turkey, fam?
Little Tim: This tastes like what daddy did to mommy last night!
Uncle Steve: Ahh, your Aunt Betsy and I know the good ol' anal sanders well.
by KinkyAnal.Cum April 25, 2016
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Anal shells

*inserts anal shells inside anus*
by Hairline1234 May 15, 2016
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