Alfie

A fat nonce with a fat hairy mole

Alfie is a nonce

by Adi12e November 24, 2021

Alfie

A sheep

Alfie is a sheep

by Pancake ;) November 24, 2021

Alfie

Absolute stud gets all the ladies mainly Bundalengerz. He also hangs like a horse.

“Alfie you have a huge sausage” - Bundalengerz

“Get back you dosser”- alfie

by SuperStud101 November 24, 2021

Alfie

He has a ginormous cock and has multiple women unlike callum witch he will bodie him in a fight

Fuck me alfie

by Young boys November 23, 2021

Alfie

A fucking Legand

Alfie is a fucking legand to this world

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Alfie

Has a really big shlong and can really last a lifetime in bed, also is very funny and everyone loves him. Very loyal and a great boyfriend, know one can compete just an all round great, sexy, muscled beast

He is an Alfie!

by Ilovealfie4life November 23, 2021

Alfie

Alfie is a blonde boy with a massive cock, usually on a Wednesday evening he goes to the local charity shop and donates millions of pounds, he owns 15 Lamborghini’s and 19 Ferrari’s.

Alfie’s favourite tasks usually involve donating money to charity, helping old ladies across the road and paying for people’s cancer treatment

Hey, do you know alfie?

Yeah, the bible should be re-wrote about him

by anonymous November 23, 2021