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hey hey hey its fat albert

hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you
by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016
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Albert

Usually ditches friends to mess with girls
Usually likes girls whose name starts with an E or an S =Albert
by Maybe I’ll November 30, 2019
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Albert

49ers for life kind of guy. A fabulous chef. Really likes researching random sometimes slightly useless things! Has killer fashion sense, a staple of his wardrobe being crocs 🐊. Will fight you if you bad mouth something he loves and cares about.
Person 1: did you hear about the guy Albert beat up last week?
Person 2: Yeah apparently he was talking shit about the 49ers.
by Hannnah._.Grace January 30, 2022
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Albert the ginger

very ginger
being defined Albert the ginger means that a person or thing is either acting or just is very ginger
by jonnythelad January 8, 2019
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albert

my cat albert is sooo fucking autistic
by joeseph mamanem October 4, 2019
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acrimonious Albert

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them
the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*
by Albert hater December 14, 2023
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Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.
by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025
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