woody

when you pull down a guys pants and his dick look so beat up that it appears that he masturbated his penis in and out of a tiny wooden squirrel hole while simultaneously being bitten by the squirrels that reside

he had a woody so he decided to stick his stiffy inside the poor squirrels home :(

by mountaingoat247 December 14, 2021

hoodie-woody

Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.

Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.

by QuacksO March 4, 2018

a woody saunders

a person who enjoys a football,coading,it,smart stuff

a woody saunders must be fed on time
a woody saunders watches memes
a woody saunders is a a woody saunders

by woody_slng August 15, 2021

Woody

A male sentient piece of balsa wood from the web series BFDI. He competed in BFDI season one, and both BFB Pre-Split an BFB Post-Split. He had a chance to join BFDIA, but he wasn’t there in the first episode of BFDIA. Some people think that Woody is cute, pure, and innocent, and I can’t argue. Not to be confused with the Toy Story Sheriff Woody.

Guy one: Woody is the best character!
Guy Two: Nah, it’s Sid.
Guy one: I was talking about BFDI Woody
Guy Two: I can’t agree more. He is.

by TheStupidestOneofAll May 19, 2024

Oodie woodie

The process of snorting the cheeses build up from a morbidly obese woman’s fat rolls

“Damn they Got fat bitches her, I’m suddenly craving some oodie woodie”

by I❤️Feet June 28, 2021

Sparky woody

The term used for when individual(s) have a weed roach and suck extremely hard to inhale every inch of the smoke left while saying “sparky woody”

“She boutta hit that sparky woody”

by Tuffpuppy September 17, 2021

The Woody Wood Pecker

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.

The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025