woodies goodies

(N.) The genitalia of an old fashioned, wooden doll (Adj.) A small penis

She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".

by Dankmemetrash666 January 20, 2016

a woody saunders

a person who enjoys a football,coading,it,smart stuff

a woody saunders must be fed on time
a woody saunders watches memes
a woody saunders is a a woody saunders

by woody_slng August 15, 2021

Woody Woo

A random noise, when used effectively makes your argument 10x better. Used when you're out of options. Borderline autistic, but we move.

for example; WOODY BEN CAN'T WALK WOOOO

Woody woo defined woo

by GG EEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ September 02, 2020

sam woody

Possibly the most attractive man ever. If you've been blessed enough to meet him you'd know how hot he is. His @ is woodyacc2020.

That guy's a real Sam Woody

by YoMamaBoi123 April 01, 2019

woody hole

A woody hole is the slag example of a country boy’s womans vagina, pussy or bush. It’s where his woody nests.

I tried to fuck my girls back door last night but she said I could only have her woody hole

by Mikeydet86 December 01, 2018

C Woody

The name of a total alpha male. Someone named C Woody automatically owns everyone that he comes in contact with and is the father of all other humans which are inferior to him. CWoody is superior to all.

CWoody is my father and I do whatever he tells me and so should others. Nobody is as strong as C Woody and owns everyone.

by Javier’s Mother September 23, 2022

Woody Soak

When you leave something you cooked or ate with to soak for cleaning, but you forget about it for so long someone ends up cleaning it for you.

"Aw man, Garrett pulled a Woody soak on his spaghetti pot and I had to clean it for him."

by The Lige May 15, 2016