Phantom Smilies

In Windows Live Messenger, or MSN, occasionally, when paste something over and over, or pressing Shift + Enter a lot, after a while, smilies will tend to appear even though they have not been typed in. This strange phenomon may be very rare, but may cause great fear. BEWARE

Guy: Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, Hey Dude, :D :D :D :'( ;)

Dude: What's with the random smilies?

Guy: DUDE!!! THOSE ARE PHANTOM SMILIES!!! I'M FREAKED OUT LIKE THIS MUCH:

:D :D :D

Guy: OH GOD THEY WON'T GO AWAY

by Bloodyscenekids April 19, 2009

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window phantom

A nosy neighbor who does not want to be caught spying. The person who wants to know everything that happens on the block. Seen in practically every neighborhood, and every movie depicting a neighborhood.

As I walked down the street, I had the eerie feeling that I was being watched. Must have been a window phantom.

by Pen Dragon March 31, 2013

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Phantom penis

The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.

Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"

by CountVladDracula June 14, 2018

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Phantom Tim

The feeling that, although everybody is present, somebody is missing from the room.

“Hold up, did somebody leave?”
“Nah man that’s just a Phantom Tim, everyone’s here.”

by hSak August 31, 2019

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Phantom Jizz

When you ejaculate and you feel semen hit a certain part of your body but no matter how much you look, it's not there.

person 1: i swear i just came on my leg bro, but it's not there!
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..

by kool_mike November 17, 2017

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Phantom Boob

When you lose weight, and your boobs shrink, but you are to cheap to buy new bras so there is a gap. The extra space is filled with the ghost of your former boob.

Boyfriend (touches boob)- What? There's nothing in there.

Girl- Yeah, I know, the bra is too big. It's just my phantom boob now.

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

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