A mop (kind of like a swifter sweeper) but used to soak up the cum left over on the bed.... very smart investment 👍🏻
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Get the wring the mop mug.Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up
Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good
by SocksScandals March 15, 2019
Get the Mopping the Deck mug.She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning
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Get the Shit mop mug.When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.
"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
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