alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.

Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...

by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017

goober squad

ha ha i made you look this up and i just put this here ha ha ha

youve been goober squaded

by rongloe May 24, 2020

goober head

Jonathan who sits behind me at work.

What? you used all but the last half-millimetre of milk, and still put the bottle back in the fridge? you are a complete and utter goober head!

by KathrynH November 10, 2008

goober goo

cum, snake juice, spunk, jism, sperm
ejaculant

while smurfin my bitch, I left my goober
goo on her forehead

by Wally Dawson December 11, 2003

goober gobber

One who loves to suck the cock, and likes to swallow too.

Nick is such a goober gobber.

by SeptiK September 8, 2003

goober smoocher

faggot, cockersucker, queer

Tom Daschle is a goober smoocher.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Little Goober

Someone who was worse in middle school, AKA everyone who was ever in middle school, in reference to their middle school selves.

I'm going to go back in time to point and laugh at your middle school self. You were such a little goober.

by m. hoover June 8, 2011